September 20, 2004

Things I Saw

Some things I noticed before I forget them.

There was a guy walking his golden retriever and the dog started squatting for a poop. This normally woudn't be all that remarkable except that it was a very large poop. Even the dog looked back in surprise.

I drive a lot faster when I really have to go. When I left home, I felt fine. About a third of the way into the journey, my stomach started hurting and it just kept getting worse and worse. My commute was about 20 minutes shorter than usual. If I had been 2 seconds later, there would've been a really, really bad, have-to-move-out-of-the-state sort of incident. And I would've lost my favorite pair of pants to the trash heap.

There were one or two other things, but I can't remember them. Darn.

Posted by kstroke at September 20, 2004 11:37 AM
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Thanks for the, uh, vividly eloquent, descriptions...

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