September 15, 2004

I'm Sorry Coca-Cola

Coca-Cola said it would miss it's 3rd quarter earnings estimates by about 24%. They blamed "poor weather in Europe and problems executing its business strategy in North America."

I never realized I was so important to it's North American strategy. For the good of the global economy, I'll ease up on my cutback of Coke.

Posted by kstroke at September 15, 2004 12:58 PM
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