May 12, 2004

Time to take it in

Dear Mr. Guy Driving a Busted Dark Green Jeep Grand Cherokee,

When your car's missing its front bumper, grill, and both its headlights, the hood's being held down by a piece of twine, and the engine's making a growly "I'm broken" noise, it's time to take it in to a mechanic. I imagine you're flirting with the law by driving a car in that condition.

Sincerely,
Someone who cares, but not really, and kinda hopes that you'll crash and die because of your own stupidity (without hurting anyone else, of course)

Posted by kstroke at May 12, 2004 11:07 AM
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